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Confused? Curious? Craving clarity? We’ll do our best to enlighten.

Got a product, idea, or service we’d vibe with? Let’s chant together.

Want to feature us? We’ll put on our best metaphorical robes.

Send us your pet photos, pun submissions, or name stories. We love that.

Spotted a bug, typo, broken link, or errors? Tell us and we’ll fix it fast.

We may be a digital temple, but we’re real humans behind the scenes — caffeine-powered, pun-obsessed, and deeply committed to the Way of the Name.

Can you help me name my pet/business/team?

We can’t take personal naming requests (yet!), but browse our site for free inspiration by category. Or subscribe to our newsletter for fresh ideas.

Do you have a name generator?

Not yet, but our monks are working on it (a.k.a. yelling at code). Stay tuned!

I sent a message but didn’t hear back. What gives?

We read every scroll, but sometimes messages get lost in the void. If it’s been over 5 days, feel free to follow up!

Can I send you gifts/pet pics/fan art?

Heck yes. We adore your squishy-faced creatures and pun-fueled masterpieces. Email us or tag us on socials.